"I really need to get a wife." -- Andy

EDIT: Yes, that was taken completely out of context, but it's more fun to take it out of context than to tell you why he said that.

I look cool, man!

Wardrobe

If you ever find a pair of plaid pants.... Andy wants a pair!

I have solved the mystery of Andy!!!

The memory span of a goldfish is 3 seconds. I bet you didn't know Andy was part goldfish, did you?