Andy's Driving
Quote of the day: "I'm learning to drive with my knees."
The things Andy does when he drives:
1. Ok I'm too nice and I won't put this one here.
2. Drives with one finger going "hey cool! I can drive with one finger!"
3. Turns on the airconditioner in the winter
4. Takes curves very fast saying "I love taking curves fast. This is such a cool car. Hey look at the guy in front! He keeps braking. It's nice having such a safe car." HUH?!?! When's he gonna see how far the limit is?!
5. Pulls up very quickly to a stopped car (even though the brake lights are clearly seen) and brakes in time or suddenly goes "oops!" and changes lanes quickly.
The things I do when I drive:
1. Take forever to pull out of a place (insert honking of horns)
2. Try to read the toll ticket thing without swerving into the next lane
3. Try to read directions while driving
4. Miss all my exits anyway
5. Make other cars mad cuz I drive on the speed limit (usually).
The things Andy does when he drives:
1. Ok I'm too nice and I won't put this one here.
2. Drives with one finger going "hey cool! I can drive with one finger!"
3. Turns on the airconditioner in the winter
4. Takes curves very fast saying "I love taking curves fast. This is such a cool car. Hey look at the guy in front! He keeps braking. It's nice having such a safe car." HUH?!?! When's he gonna see how far the limit is?!
5. Pulls up very quickly to a stopped car (even though the brake lights are clearly seen) and brakes in time or suddenly goes "oops!" and changes lanes quickly.
The things I do when I drive:
1. Take forever to pull out of a place (insert honking of horns)
2. Try to read the toll ticket thing without swerving into the next lane
3. Try to read directions while driving
4. Miss all my exits anyway
5. Make other cars mad cuz I drive on the speed limit (usually).
posted by Unknown at 7:29 AM
1 Comments:
could we have a picture of what he'll look like clean shaven in his coffin because of his bad driving habits?
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